Friday Letters

Time to write some letters!

When I was writing these little notes all I could think about was Jimmy and his Thank You Notes on Late Night.

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So please just imagine his Thank You note background music playing and me giggling as I write, because that's essentially what he does.
And if you have no idea what I'm talking about, google it and enjoy.

Dear  Humanities Units and other paperwork from school,
Please organize yourself into those 1 inch binders I bought last summer.

Dear deoderant,
I'd like you to make your best effort to last more than oh, I don't know 4 hours in this heat. Just because it's  humid doesn't mean you need to stop working.

Dear Coffee,
Thanks for being such an great friend.

Dear Nails,

I've been painting you a lot. Mainly because I'll paint you awesome colors and then you'll start chipping and then there's paint left staining my nails so I feel compelled to paint them again. (And no I haven't tried that cool thing from pinterest that gets rid of the stain, chemistry scares me.)
Which is all well and fine, BUT STOP CHIPPING SO SOON ALL THE TIME!
I feel like just when I get used to how awesome you are, you chip and then I look trashy and then I spend 3 hours painting and repainting you because I'm like a baby elephant trying to paint its nails which is exhuasting.
So if you could chip less, that would be awesome.

 Dear Customers at my summer job,
You are about to eat something really delicious. Why are you sometimes so angry about it? When I am out getting ice cream or frozen custard no one can ruin my day because it is officially awesome.
But man, some transactions that I have are just downright aggresive. Do you see where you are? Did you know there are mini-goats out back to look at? Do you understand how delicious your frozen custard is about to taste? Do you know who I am? HAVE YOU SEEN HOW COOL MY NAILS LOOK TODAY?
Turn that frown upside down, order something with some rainbow jimmies on it, and enjoy yourself. And if you are going to be rude? Please be loud about it so the person in line behind you will give me a pity tip.

 Dear Bruin,
 I know the fan is scary but sitting next to or behind it will not help you cool off. Sit in front of it. Also, cuddling with the cat is not going to make you cooler. Give each other some space eh?

Happy Friday Friends!