Thought I'd recap my weekend. More so because I have a
miserable memory and if someone asked me a month from now what I've been up to
I would tell them I have no idea.
Friday after school started out with Track practice. (Yes,
the weekend starts Friday afternoon.) Even though it's still hanging out with
7th and 8th graders, it's really nice to hang out with 7th and 8th graders that
aren't the 60 that I spend all of my time with. Don't get me wrong, love my
precious cherubs.
But when a kid does a sport they actually want to be there,
so it's nice to do the coach thing after school after playing teacher all day.
Then I had to book it back home, had a snack, and Dave and I
had to clean up around the house because our landlords were having an appraiser
in. We also had plans with our friends who lived below us in another apartment
to come for dinner. It was their first time seeing our new place so we didn't
want it to look like a dump. We tucked boxes into corners, laundry into
baskets, and swept all of that pesky dog and cat fur, finishing up by putting
Bruin and Linus in the crate so they wouldn't bug the appraiser.
That's right, Bruin and Linus in the crate.
Together.
Chilling like villains.
Not because either of them are violent or whatever. They
just both think that any stranger that walks into our house needs to be their
bestie.
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Not taken this weekend, this is at our old apartment. But I
mean I think that this has happened more than once makes it all the better. |
So the appraisal was fast, and our landlords were not only
surprised by the cuddling happening in the crate, but also how the place had
come together.
Then our former downstairs neighbors came over to
visit. (Not the ones we ran away from,
the ones before them that were like our second set of parents.)
They brought over sushi and we made homemade pizza. I love
having "family dinners" with these friends because they have such
great perspective on life.
Saturday morning came around and Dave wanted to take me out
fly fishing.
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| Notice snazzy pink fly fishing vest. |
Now for those of you who don't know, Dave is big on a lot of
outdoor sports.
He is a big hiker, he skis, he rock climbs, ice climbs,
camps (all 4 seasons) hunts, and fishes.
He's for sure a true Mainah.
While I don't participate in all of the above hobbies (you
will not be seeing me with an ice axe hanging off a cliff anytime soon, and I
have yet to fire a gun) I do take part in the fly fishing.
First off, it's not boring like the type of fishing where
you go out and just sit there. You have to work for it by picking the right
spot, putting out a cast, and reeling it in the right way.
Also, have you ever been in a pair of waders, waist high, in
a cold river on a hot summer's day? It's such a cool feeling.
Finally, I don't have to take it super seriously. I'm fine
with not catching something. I just like being outside, hanging out in a river,
usually with Dave or a group of friends of ours that like to fly fish. So that
also means that I pick the fly that I like the looks of that day. (OOOH I LOVE
BRIGHT GREEN TODAY, DAVE TIE THAT ONE ON MY LINE.)
It is pretty hilarious though when I do catch a fish and I'm
using a fly that's "not supposed to work".
Did I mention Dave bought me a snazy pink fly fishing vest?
That's a perk too.
We made it down to the first river which is strictly catch
and release.
We got our flies on and got into the river.
We got our casts going, got comfortable with our form and
fished for an hour.
We moved spots, changed flies, but didn't see much action. I
realized I had to go to the bathroom so I got out of the river to, um, spend
some quality time with mother nature.
When I pulled the waders off and looked at my spandex pants
I realized I had a huge wet spot right where it counts.
And I thought to myself, I think I peed my pants.
I mean this wet spot was exactly what it looks like when
someone pees their pants.
Did I feel myself pee my pants? No.
Was it warm? No. Super cold.
But Dave said there weren't any holes in these waders, and I
mean, I did really have to go....
Maybe I accidentally peed myself when I hit the cold water.
So I went into the woods, did my business, and wondered
whether I should tell Dave.
If I peed my pants,
that is totally gross. But if I peed my pants that is also totally me.
After realizing on my walk back to the river that he is
indeed stuck with me for better or for worse, I displayed my lovely wet spot
for him.
I was cracking up, he was cracking up. I told him I honestly
didn't remember peeing myself, but I had no other explanation. He rolled his
eyes, told me to put the waders on and get back into the river.
He didn't care, he just wanted to catch some fish.
THIS IS MARRIAGE KIDS.
So we get back in the water, start to see some fish jump,
but they're not going for anything we're throwing. Our friend Jamie ended up
joining us on the river and he couldn't catch anything either.
At one point I was literally 5 feet away from some fish, I
could see them in perfectly. I started just throwing the fly right in front of
their face. They would look at it, move a little towards it, and I would see
their tiny faces contemplate going for it, but then they were just like
"Eh, I don't feel like moving to get that."
We had a case of Lazy Fish Syndrome friends. I mean we threw
everything in front of them. They just weren't having it.
But I didn't care. I had a great time hanging out and
pretending I didn't pee my pants.
Plus THE WEATHER!!!!
I could've been doing anything and enjoyed it because I was so thankful to
get some sun.
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| It's really pretty until you realize there's a tire in the middle of the river. This was the catch and release place. No worries. |
We decided to move to a different river, and wanted to put
some dry clothing on so we could stop for lunch at this local farm/cafe.
I take my waders off for a second time, and it doesn't look
like I peed my pants anymore. No.
It looks like I peed my pants 13 times. So much so that
there was liquid in my boot.
So the good news? I didn't pee my pants at all on Saturday.
The bad news? My waders had a leak in them and now we have
to fix them. But hey, silver lining is that at least we know where the hole is
right?
After eating the most organic BLT of my life we headed to
the next spot a town over.
Not only did we not catch anything here, but the current was
so strong that it knocked our friend right off his feet and down the river a
bit. So it wasn't the most successful trip, but in the end we enjoyed our time
outside.
Sunday for me brought yard work and school stuff. I posted
here, then Dave and I decided that we needed to start working on our lawn.
Our landlord has some stuff piled up from an old shed that
used to be on the property, so that stuff is piled in our backyard. It will be
going soon, but with that and all of the pine needles it felt claustraphobic.
Plus, what a pain in the buttox to pick up pine needles every time we go to
pick up dog poo. While our landlords were going to take care of the lawn care,
it was again gorgeous outside and we wanted an excuse to be in our backyard.
We also have some things we wanted to do to dress up the
front of our house as far as planting goes and figured Sunday was as good a day
as any.
First, we needed supplies. Supplies like window boxes, pots,
rakes, gloves, seeds and soil. Our first stop was at a discount store here in
Maine called Mardens. It has everything you don't need but you will buy because
it is on discount due to water damage at some warehouse. We didn't find much as
far as gardening but the trip was well worth it because of this gem I found in
the furniture section.
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| I call it: Seduction of a Jaguar. Coming to an animal-print-themed bedroom near you. |
3 stores and too much money later, we came home with
everything we needed.
This what my car looks like with garden stuff inside.
We raked and cleaned up the backyard, as Bruin watched with
the wind blowing through his hair.
I promise we don't tie Bruin up like this, I'm not crazy
about just tying a dog up in the backyard and leaving it because it could get
away and it could really hurt itself But we figured since we were right there
we could tie him up on the stake we usually use for camping.
Out front we wanted to put some flower boxes and pots.
Fun fact: years ago, before it was a nursery, our house was
a general store. So we have this super awkward parking space and even more
awkward awning. Per my mother-in-law's suggestion, we're going to put up some
twine running from the white boxes you see to the awning and plant some morning
glories.
If it works, we will have morning glories and moon flowers
forming an almost privacy shade on either side.
If it doesn't work, we'll be the weird people on the street
who made the side of their house kind of look like jail.
I'll keep you posted.
And that was my weekend! I'm now sitting on my couch, and
planned ( for school) for the week. I think I've got a few blog posts up my
sleeve too which will be scheduled to show up sometime this week (including
this one.)
Hope your weekends were as weird, awkward, and sunny as
mine.
Stay awkward,
Tricia
