Friday's Letters 8/17/2012

Well hello there!
Let's write some letters shall we?

Dear Readers,
Shortly after writing and posting this, I am going to do another post immediately afterwards. I wanted to get my Maid of Honor toast/speech up after realizing today is the week anniversary of my sister and her husband's big day. I'll put the link to that post here after it's up.
That's right, two posts in a day. DEAL WITH IT. :)
*Update: The maid of honor speech has been posted. You can read it here. *

Dear school,
One week huh?
I suppose you're not going to plan for yourself.
But looks like I've got to do all of you at hom because my classroom isn't finished being cleaned, with a week to go. *LOOOONNGGGEXASPERATEDSIIIIIIGGGGHHHH*

Dear 98 degrees,
I'm watching you on the Today show right now.
Congrats, 3 out of 4 of you are still kinda cute. (Sorry guy in the bowler hat and half beard.)
BUT
Right now you're doing that super awkward chair thing where you're casually swaying in them backwards and putting your feet up and down on them.
No one does that anymore because it's awkward and distracting.
You're men and can no longer get away with sitting in chairs awkwardly on stage because I'm no longer distracted by your good looks. Get some new moves so I can sing "I do cherish you" in peace.
Maybe break out the stools?
P.S. Congratulations, my mouth is automatically singing all of your lyrics without my brain doing any work after about 10 years. It's all just coming out.
World dominance is apparently yours.

Dear stuffy nose,
Is this a head cold or allergies?
Please write back and let me know because I'd like to know if this is going to be a long term thing.

Dear hair,
We're getting you cut today at noon.
I'm excited to finally get you some nice layers and trimmed bangs now that I don't need to have you grown out. Maybe we'll even get you thinned out so you're not so thick!
This also means less ponytails. I hate styling you when you're shoulder length and boring. So up you go. But now that you won't be so long you're in my face I might actually leave you down.
One thing though, please don't put me through hell trying to get you up in a ponytail for workouts or the ice cream shop. I keep on losing clips and do enjoy getting ready last minute. Thanks.

Dear Lana Del Rey,
I can't stop listening to these two songs/watching the music videos.

I used to judge you after that weird SNL performance, but now I'm in love with you and your music.
Keep it going girl.

Dear hubby,
Thanks for bringing me coffee one night at work, and then dinner the next night.
You're from a book or something. I shall keep you.